In school and college life, as important as studies are, fun and laughter are equally important. There are often such moments in the classroom when the teacher asks questions in a serious manner and the students give such funny answers that the entire class erupts in laughter. Sometimes innocent answers, sometimes mischievous thoughts – these teacher-student jokes remind everyone of their school days. If you also want to laugh a little while studying and want to relive those golden classroom moments, then these Teacher-Student jokes are just for you. Reading these will not only refresh your mood, but you will also not be able to control your laughter.
Joke-1
Teacher: Who built Taj Mahal?
Student: Yes, the artisan!
Teacher: I mean, who got it made?
Student – Yes, the contractor has…. ,
Joke-2
use of idiom in sentence
Teacher – this idiom in a sentence
Experiment and tell – “Mouth watering”….
Student: As soon as I put my mouth to the tap and turned on the tap –
“My mouth started watering…”.
Teacher – Get out
Joke-3
Pappu was expelled from school
Bablu – Why don’t you go to school?
Pappu- Uncle has gone many times and they send him back.
Bablu-Why?
Pappu- They say, what is your work in a girls school?
Joke-4
Teacher: If you don’t do your homework tomorrow, I will make a chicken.
Student: Sir, I don’t eat chicken.
Make Matar Paneer.
Joke-5
The science teacher asked the student…..
What is aloe vera?
Santa Singh- When a Punjabi gives a peg of whiskey to his elder brother…..
So he says hey Veera..Cheerssss
Joke-6
Teacher- Tell me the meaning of ‘Himmat e Marda to Madad e Khuda’?
Child – who wants to become a man in front of his wife
tries,
God help him then
Could…
Joke-7
Teacher and student
Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?
Student: Sir, there was no light.
Teacher: Then we would have lit the candle.
Student: Sir, there were no matches.
Teacher: Why were there no matches?
Student: Rakhi was kept in the puja house.
Teacher: Then we would have brought it from there…
Student – Had not bathed
Teacher: Why were you not bathed?
Student: There was no water sir.
Teacher: Why was there no water?
Student: Sir, the motor was not running.
Teacher: Why was the motor not running?
Student – I told you that there was no light…!
