1. Wife- “You don’t have any sense that I have been going to bed for hours, you are yawning.”
Husband (angry) – “I am not yawning, I am trying to speak.”
2. The wife said very lovingly – “Come, let me apply oil on your head.”
There was no limit to the husband’s happiness and he sat down happily. The limit was reached when she put oil on her head and went away and started doing other work.
The husband asked, “What is this? Come quickly, oil is dripping.”
The husband is unconscious after hearing the wife’s sensational reply – “Today is Saturday, the Pandit ji has told that Saturn has been on you since the day of your marriage! Offer oil to your favorite deity.”
The husband said in his mind, “It is good that you did not ask me to break the coconut.”
3. Husband- “At the time of marriage, while taking seven rounds, you had promised and accepted that you will respect me and obey everything I say.”
Wife: “So why would she argue with you in front of so many people?”
4. Wife- “Bring 1 packet of milk from the market. Yes, if you see lemons, bring 6.”
Husband brought 6 packets of milk.
Wife- “6 packets of milk?”
Husband- “Yes, I have brought 6 packets because lemons were seen in the market.”
5. Chulbul asked- “How are you Babaji?”
Babaji said – “Son, we are saints…we live the way our ‘Ram’ keeps us! Are you happy, aren’t you, child?”
Chulbul said – “We are worldly people, Babaji…we live as our Sita keeps us!”
6. Santa, who returned from a trip abroad, asked his wife – “Do I look like a foreigner?”
Wife- “Not otherwise…”
Santa- “Then why was a woman in London asking if I was a foreigner?”
7. It is not necessary that every relationship is of blood, some relationships are also meant to suck blood… Now take the relationship of husband and wife only!
8. Husband- “Listen, I have found Aladdin’s lamp.
Wife- “Wow, what did you ask from him?”
Husband- “I said that it should increase your brain 10 times more.”
Wife- “So did he do this?”
Husband- “He started laughing and said multiply zero by anything and it remains zero.”
Both Aladdin and husband are missing….
9. Wife- “Listen, this phone is not working, should I get another one?”
Husband- “Even you don’t work, did we ever say anything?”
