In today’s busy life, laughing has perhaps become the biggest luxury. Amidst meetings, responsibilities, traffic and everyday stress, if anything can truly refresh our mood, it is a hearty laugh. And the laughter is such that it makes one hold the stomach, brings tears to the eyes and makes the people sitting around think – “What is he reading?” Such jokes that make our tension disappear in one click and restart the mood immediately. Be it flamboyant one-liners or funny stories with a desi flavor, these jokes will make you laugh and take away all the stress of the day. If your day is boring, it won’t be anymore. If the mood is bad, it will get better in seconds. And if you are already happy then be ready for double happiness. This journey of laughter is going to be fun, flamboyant and completely shocking!
Joke-1
Two people were drinking alcohol in the bar.
One who was completely stunned said – Friend, your mother is very beautiful, I like her very much, I die for her.
Even at this age she looks like a heroine.
Silence all around…
People started thinking that now there will be a fight.
Then the other one got up and said: Come home, you are drunk, Papa.
Joke-2
A man went to a hotel with his 12 year old son.
Papa (to the waiter)- Bring a beer and an ice cream,
Then the son said loudly – Why ice cream, Papa, you also have beer.
De..chappal..pe..chappal
Joke-3
Friend, this madness has reached its limits and I called each and every friend.
Caller Tune It rang…
“The person you want to contact is currently eating tuberose.
“Please wait until you spit.”
Joke-4
Mantu was smoking cigarette in front of his father
Friend said- Oye Mantu, he is smoking cigarette in front of his father.
Mantu- So father, which petrol pump is it that will blow up?
Joke-5
A drunkard while walking on the road suddenly slipped and fell into the mud.
At that very moment lightning flashed and the drunkard said – Oh God!
dropped one in the mud first
And now you are also taking photos.
Joke-6
Father: Oh idiot, I gave you Geeta to read. Did you read Geeta, did something enter your mind?
Son: Yes father, you have read it and now you get ready to die.
(The son places the gun on his temple)
Father-Son, what are you doing, I am your father.
Son-Father, ‘No one is anyone’s father and no one is anyone’s son’ as it is written in Geeta.
father-son i will die
Son-Father, the body dies but the soul never dies!
Father unconscious on the spot
Joke-7
A son was born to Pappu.
After 4 months, when his son fell ill, he took him to the same hospital where he was born.
After seeing the doctor, the doctor asked him for his fee.
Pappu said- Why the fees, it has been 4 months since I started taking it from here.
It is still under warranty
Joke-8
A man was dusting his brains,
Iron cuts iron and diamond cuts diamond,
Then a dog came from behind and bit him.
