1. Someone asked me- “Do you listen to your heart or your brain?”
I said, “The housewife’s!”
2. A devotee (to God) – “O God, please lend me Rs. 8-10 crores. I will come back and return it, I swear…”
God- “Come upstairs and take the money, we have kept it ready.”
3. Daughter-in-law to her father-in-law: “Babuji, the cardamom is over, will you bring it when you come?”
Father-in-law- “Son, Elaichi is the name of your mother-in-law and the names of elders are not taken in our house.”
Daughter-in-law: “Okay, I will take care from now on.”
Next time…
Daughter-in-law: “Father, mother is dead, bring it from the market!”
4. Ramesh was married. The bride’s sister stole the shoes and started demanding money.
Ramesh was holding Rs 100. Sister was asking to increase the rate.
Just then Santa came there.
He told the bride’s sister – “Return the shoes, steal the groom’s phone!”
Everyone asked- “Why that?”
Santa- “Will he be ready to give Rs 100 or even Rs 10,000?”
5. Santa was talking slowly on the phone.
Wife: “Who are you talking to in such a low voice?”
Santa- “Hey sister…”
Wife- “So why are you talking so slowly?”
Santa- “She is your sister!”
6. Santa- “Tell me, if the smart children of the class do government jobs, then what do the weaker children do?”
Banta- “Don’t know.”
Santa- “Weak children run the government.”
7. A college girl came to a man and said- “Hello, my name is Ruby, I am in 1st year, which year student are you?”
Man- “I have come to deposit my son’s fees.”
The lesson learned from this story is that it is not only the mother who takes bath with “Santoor”…
8. A wedding invitation has come but Raju could not understand whether he had been invited or refused.
His wife asked- What happened, what is written in the card?
Raju- “It is written, ‘Your presence is a gift, please do not bring gifts.’”
9. After a long time, Pappu talked to his ex-girlfriend.
He asked- “How are you?”
Pappu- “Prickling in the eyes, burning in the heart, breathing is also a bit slow, there is smoke everywhere…”
The girl interrupted and said, “Are you still in love with me?”
Pappu- “No silly girl, I am in Delhi!”
