1. The wife woke up early in the morning and started doing makeup.
The husband’s eyes opened and said, “Have you gone mad? You have started applying make-up early in the morning!”
Wife: “Shut up, I had set a face lock on my phone and now the phone is not recognizing me!”
2. Santa- “Earlier it used to be written on the shops – Customer is God. Then there used to be the feeling of a deity.”
Banta- “…and now?”
Santa- “Now it is written that you are in the sight of the camera. Now you feel like a thief.”
3. Third class child (to the teacher) – “Madam, how do you like me?”
Madam- “So sweet!”
Child- “So when should I send my parents to your house?”
Madam- “Why?”
Child- “To take the matter further…”
Madam- “What nonsense is this?”
Child: “For tuition! Madam, you too… I swear you have become spoiled after studying WhatsApp!”
4. Girlfriend asked- “Darling, what can you do for me?”
Lover- “I can do whatever you say.”
Girlfriend- “Can you go to the other side of that mountain?”
Lover- “Why are you giving time to meet someone else here?”
5. Santa-Banta crossed the limit!
After drinking, both of them went to the court, mistaking it for a hotel.
The judge sitting in front said – “Order Order!”
Both of them said- “Two cheese and a glass of juice…”
6. Ramesh- “Tell me, what is the most sacred thing in the world?”
Suresh- “I don’t know, you tell me?”
Ramesh- “Mobile!”
Suresh- “How is that?”
Ramesh- “Even after coming through bathroom, hospital, crematorium, one can go to places like house, kitchen, temple etc without washing.”
7. Husband- “God is visible in you, friend, what should I do?”
Wife: “What to do… bow your head and offer a Rs 500 note every day.”
8. Two old best friends were great cricket lovers.
When one friend was preparing to die, the other friend said, “Friend, after you die, tell me whether there is cricket in heaven or not?”
After a few days, the first friend settled down and came in the second friend’s dream and said – “There is a good news and a bad news. Tell me which one should I tell first?”
The second friend said – “First I heard it good…”
The settled friend said, “The good news is that there is cricket in heaven and the bad news is that you have to bowl in next Wednesday’s match.”
