1. Pappu was scolding Gullu angrily.
Pappu- “Friend, when I wrote a letter to you that you must come to my wedding, then why did you not come?”
Gullu- “Oh! Friend, but I did not receive the letter!”
Pappu- “I had written that whether you get the letter or not, you must come to the wedding!”
2. Munna- “What are you doing in the circuit?”
Circuit- “Brother, I am writing my father’s name on the bulb.”
Munna- “Why?”
Circuit- “No brother of making the Father famous!”
3. Lawyer (to the criminal) – “Why did you steal from the same shop twice?”
Accused- “Sir, it was written on the shop – ‘This is your shop, definitely come again!’”
4. Father- “Son, there was a time when I used to go to the market with 10 rupees and get groceries, vegetables, milk and everything!”
Son- “Father, times have changed now. Nowadays, CCTV cameras are installed in every shop!”
5. Ramesh- “Why are you so worried?”
Suresh- “One thing is troubling me.”
Ramesh- “What?”
Suresh- “When there is no bone in the heart, then how does it break?”
6.Boy to girl- “Tell me I love you, only then I will eat bread…”
Girl- “If you don’t say…”
Boy- “Then I will quietly eat 6 potato parathas and go to sleep!”
7. Pappu went to the hotel with his parents to have dinner. A man was smoking a cigarette there.
Pappu- “Brother, go out and smoke a cigarette. Our parents are with us.”
Man- “So what happened?”
Pappu- “So I also feel like drinking…”
8. Teacher- “Where were you for so many days?”
Student: “I had bird flu.”
Teacher: “But this happens in birds, not in humans…”
Student (angry) – “Don’t you even consider me a human being? You turn me into a chicken every day!”
9. Wife- “If you go to Banaras, bring saree, if you go to Dubai, bring jewelry and if you go to France, bring perfume!”
Husband- “What if I go to hell?”
Wife- “So enjoy yourself…”
10. The postman knocked on the door.
A child came out with a beer bottle in his hand.
Postman- “Papa is there?”
Child- “Hey, looking at me it seems that father will be at home!”
11. If you want to see how fast your wife can run, shout loudly, “The milk is boiling!”
If you want to see how fast your husband can run, then shout loudly, “The phone is ringing, should I pick it up?”
