If you want to relax your mind along with laughter, then Sonu-Monu jokes are perfect for you! The funny talks between these two mischievous friends, their banter and their innocent actions make everyone laugh. His jokes are so simple and straightforward that everyone, whether an adult or a child, brings a smile on their face. So let’s go again to the world of Sonu and Monu today, where there is laughter in every line and every joke makes your mood good!
Joke-1
Sonu and Monu used to work in a tailor shop
Sonu boarded the bus to go to the shop
he got a call from monu
Sonu picked up the phone and said – You keep your hands cut, I will come and cut your throat.
Hearing this the entire bus became empty….
Joke-2
Sonu was sharing knowledge with his friend Monu
If the exam paper is very difficult then… close your eyes,
Take a deep breath and say it out loud – this subject is very fun…
So will read again next year…
Joke-3
Sonu: Friend, wake up, an earthquake is coming, the whole house is shaking.
Monu: Soja, Soja, if the house collapses then it belongs to the landlord, we are tenants…!!
Joke-4
Sonu asked an unknown girl walking on the road
Ki – Did you recognize me??
Girl: No sir, who are you?
Sonu: I am the same sir.
which you also said yesterday
Didn’t recognize!!
Joke-5
Sonu: Why do ladies run when milk boils?
Monu: To save the cream?
Sonu: No.
Monu: To save milk?
Sonu: Not at all.
Monu: Hey then why?
Sonu: So that we don’t have to mop gas and platforms.
Joke-6
The vegetable vendor was shouting outside, a pair of cauliflowers worth Rs 20
Hearing this, Sonu became sad and said to Monu
There is also a pair of cauliflowers, we are the only ones….
Joke-7
Sonu: Friend, I want divorce from my wife.
Monu: Why
Sonu: She hits by throwing utensils
Monu: Are you hitting now or already?
Sonu; from 3 years ago
Monu: So why divorce after so many years?
Sonu: Because now his target is confirmed…
Joke-8
Sonu: What came first, the egg or the chicken?
Monu: First came the tasting, then the egg and then the chicken.
Then 1 beer and water bottle and last of all the bill….
Joke-9
Sonu: Monu! Tell me what is the difference between Daru and Mehraru?
Monu: The one who turns your silence into speech is ‘Daru’.
And the one who turns your words into silence is ‘Mehraru’.
