1. Santa was hitting the refrigerator in his house with sticks.
When Banta saw it he came running.
Banta- “Hey what happened brother, why are you breaking the fridge?”
Santa- “Today I have lost all trust in the fridge!”
Banta- “Why?”
Santa- “The water coming from the tank is colder than the fridge, I forced myself to buy such an expensive fridge!”
2. Billu was thanking God in the temple.
Pandit ji- “Looks like there is some good news!”
Billu- “No Pandit ji, I am just thanking God for giving me such a beautiful face… even if you don’t bathe for two, four, five days, it’s okay.”
3. Santa- “I am telling you a couplet, pay attention…”
Banta- “Irshad…”
Santa- “I will turn the whole world upside down O God…”
Banta- “Wah-Wah”
Santa- “I will turn the whole world upside down O God…”
Banta- “Wah-Wah”
Santa- “Just give me the strength to come out of the quilt!”
4. The son came out after bathing in the cold.
Father- “Wow son, very nice.”
Son – “All that is fine, Papa, but give me some award for bathing in such cold… Coldshree, Coldbhushan, Coldveer!”
5. Girlfriend- “Baby, let’s go somewhere…”
Boyfriend- “Look baby, love has its place, but it is getting very cold, you too lie under the quilt and let me lie too!”
6. There was theft in the house. Along with gold and silver, the thieves also took away electronic items.
When the husband returned after filing a complaint at the police station, he saw that his wife was crying bitterly. He placed his hand on my shoulder and said, “Don’t cry, Bhagyaan, I will somehow get new jewelry made for you.”
Wife- “I am not crying for the jewellery.”
Husband- “Then…”
Wife: “That bastard even stole the room heater in such cold weather!”
7. The girlfriend was waiting for her boyfriend in the park.
The lover came from behind and startled her by placing a cold hand on her neck.
Now the girlfriend is taking her boyfriend to the hospital with a broken bone.
8. Wife- “Where are you going in this cold?”
Husband- “Die!”
Wife: “Go anywhere but wear a sweater. If you have a cold, I will not make the decoction.”
9. Teacher- “Why didn’t you come to school yesterday?”
Student: “Sir, I did not take bath.”
Teacher: “Then take a bath…”
Student: “Sir, I don’t feel like taking bath in this cold.”
Teacher: “Then you would have come without bathing.”
Student- “I have been coming for 1 month, yesterday I felt like doing something different!”
