1. Teacher: Tell me children, Dhritarashtra had a hundred children but why did Pandu have only five children?
Student: Sir, because Dhritarashtra was blind and Pandu could see.
Teacher: Meaning?
Student: Sir, one who has eyes has other work to do also.
2. Teacher: Tell me Rohan, you have come late again today. Why is it that you are coming late to school every day?
Rohan: Sir, it is not my fault. I leave home on time.
Teacher: After this why are you late?
Rohan: Sir, because of a board on the way.
Teacher: What kind of board?
Rohan: On which it is written, there is school ahead, go slowly.
3. Teacher: Manoj, why were you absent for the last two days?
Manoj: Sir, there was puja at home yesterday.
Teacher: Okay, and why were you absent the day before yesterday?
Manoj: Sir, day before yesterday Priya was in my house.
4. Teacher: Children, please tell me which woman knows 100 percent where her husband has gone?
A child: Sir to the widow.
The teacher is still in coma.
5. Teacher: Children, please translate this sentence into English – Vasant punched me.
Pappu: Sir, this is very easy. Vasant Panchami.
6. Teacher: Children, tell me what is the RC of the hand bracelet? What does this idiom mean?
Sanju: Sir, even the police does not ask for RC from a woman who drives a car wearing a bangle.
