In today’s time, stress has become the biggest problem in people’s life. Everyone is worried. Wife is upset with husband. The neighbor is upset with the neighbor. Everyone just wants to relieve their stress. If you want to live stress free then there is only one solution, keep laughing. What could be a better medium for this than social media? Here you will find many interesting stories and videos.
However, even today the old-fashioned method proves effective in lightening the mind. Earlier there used to be a jokes section in magazines. People felt very good after reading these. But now you will get jokes in your mobile itself. Today we are going to tell you interesting stories between Guru and disciple. After reading these, all your stress will go away.
1. A guru and his disciple were strolling on the seashore. There he saw a board on which it was written – “A reward of Rs 500 will be given to the person who saves a drowning person.” As soon as he read the board, Guru got an idea. He said to the disciple, “I will jump into the sea and scream for help… you save me. Out of the 500 rupees I get, I will give you 100, okay?” The disciple said- Only 100? Do 50%, right? Guru: I will not give a single penny more than Rs 100. Is it my idea or yours? Quietly do as I say.
Saying this the Guru jumped into the sea and started shouting for help. The disciple sat comfortably and kept watching. Seeing him sitting, the teacher said, “Now why don’t you come to save me? I don’t really know how to swim.” Hearing this, the disciple said – Guru ji, you did not read the board carefully. It is written below – “The person who removes the dead body will be given a reward of Rs 5000.”
2. Disciple: Guruji, what do you call a wife who is fair, tall, beautiful, smart, understands her husband and never quarrels?
Guruji: Son, it is called an illusion of the mind…an illusion of the mind.
3. Disciple: Baba, I have itching in my right hand.
Baba- Vatsa, Lakshmi is about to come.
Disciple: There is itching in the right foot also.
Baba- Yatra Yoga is being formed.
Disciple: There is itching on the stomach also.
Baba- You are going to get good food.
Disciple: There is itching on the neck also.
Baba- Go away, you are suffering from itching.
