Santa Banta Jokes: In today’s busy life, it is difficult for us to find time for ourselves. In such situations, many times our behavior becomes irritable. Sometimes there is hesitation in the office and sometimes there are arguments at home, people do not understand what to do. In such a situation, some people entertain themselves by watching reels. But nothing can take the place of jokes. Even in difficult times, jokes bring a smile on our faces. Not only this, many times we become famous by telling those jokes in the gathering of friends. Some of these are jokes about husband and wife, and some are about brother-in-law and sister-in-law. But Santa and Banta are no less. Today we are going to teach you 5 such funny jokes of Santa-Banta.
1. Santa’s wife plans to watch a movie with Watchman
Santa (to Banta)- Today I heard my wife planning to go to watch a movie with Watchman.
Banta (to Santa)- Then you didn’t go after them?
Santa- No friend, actually, I had seen that picture.
2. Santa-Banta are brothers, but father is different.
Both brothers Santa and Banta studied in the same class. But in the examination both of them had written their father’s name differently.
Female teacher: Why did both of you write your father’s name separately?
Santa- Madam, then you will say that I have copied, that’s why.
3. Santa’s buffalo gave an egg
Santa- Today my buffalo has laid an egg.
Banta- I am not able to understand when did the buffalo start laying eggs?
Santa- This is my style, I have named my hen Buffalo.
Banta unconscious…
4. Santa used a skull
Santa’s head exploded.
Banta- How did this happen?
Santa – I was breaking stones with slippers, a man told me – ‘Try using a skull sometime.’
5. Santa liked the girl
Santa- This girl is very beautiful. I liked it.
Banta- I even know its name…
Santa- Tell me what is the name, I will search it on Facebook.
Banta- She works in the bank. Accountant is written on its counter..
