1. The girl’s family came to see Santa.
While leaving he said to the middleman – “You have shown it to us, don’t show it to anyone else!”
2. While living a single life, suddenly one day Santa got married.
The next day at seven in the morning the new wife woke me up very lovingly and said, darling, get up, it is morning.
I saw that my wife was standing with tea, bread slices and water in a tray.
When Santa went to the bathroom after bed tea, towels, underwear-vest and a bucket full of hot water were ready.
After bath, breakfast is ready, office dress is ready, tiffin is on the table…
When he returned home at 9 pm, food was ready.
Santa went mad.
He hugged his wife and said emotionally – “My life has become successful with your arrival. I am very lucky to have a wife like you.” The wife slowly looked sideways and said, “This was a demo of what work you have to do from tomorrow and how.”
3. Santa- “If I had listened to my mother in my childhood, I would not have had to see these days.”
Banta- “What did your mother say?”
Santa- “When you didn’t even listen to me, then how do I know what she used to say…”
4. Santa- “Friend, why is the wife called Begum?”
Banta- “…what is it that after marriage, all the sorrows belong to the husband and then the wife becomes a wife!”
5. The wife said to her son, “Son, study…you will get a good wife.”
The son said, “Well, father is so educated, then why did he not get it?”
The husband laughed as soon as he heard it.
Father and son are hungry since morning!
6. Banta asked Google- “What do these women want after all?”
It’s been 5 days and Google is refusing to remain silent.
7. Santa’s friend from America, Banta came to visit India.
Santa took him to visit Delhi.
After reaching Qutub Minar, Santa’s friend, Banta said – In how many days was this Qutub Minar built?
Santa- “This was made in many months.”
Banta- “This could have been made at our place in 2 weeks.”
After going a little further, Banta again asked Santa – “How many days did it take to build this Red Fort?”
Santa- “In just two weeks…”
Banta- “It could have been done here in 3 days.”
After leaving Delhi, both of them came to Agra.
Seeing the Taj Mahal, Banta again asked Santa – “How many days did it take to build it?”
Santa- “I myself am in tension as to when this was made, it was not there yesterday evening!”
