In today’s busy life, as much as it is important to laugh, it has also become difficult. Work pressure, responsibilities and everyday problems put us under stress. In such a situation, if we laugh for a few moments, the mind becomes lighter and the tiredness of the day goes away. This is what Santa-Banta’s funny jokes do in the best way. The banter between Santa and Banta, their innocent thinking and strange logic give us a chance to laugh without any tension. His jokes not only entertain but also remind us of the innocent fun of childhood. Be it friends, family or office environment, Santa-Banta’s jokes create laughter everywhere. If you also want to start your day with a smile or want to change any sad moment into happiness, then these jokes of Santa-Banta are only for you. So, let’s start this journey of laughter and read some such funny Santa-Banta jokes, after reading which you will burst out laughing.
Joke-1
Santa’s son (to Santa) – Papa, what did you see in mom that made you get married?
Santa- A small mole on his cheek
Santa’s son- Amazing!
Bought so much trouble for such a small thing….
Joke-2
Santa’s son- Papa, give me a glass of water.
Santa- take it yourself
Son- Please father, give it.
Santa- Now if you ask for water, I will slap you.
Son: If you come to slap me then bring water….
Joke-3
Santa to the girl- I have to tell you something.
Girl- Tell me Baba, why are you feeling shy?
Santa- Will you come for tea with me?
Girl- Oh no baba, tea is hot, if my hands and feet get burnt…
Joke-4
Santa’s son Bunty asked Banta’s son Pappu – Friend, why did you stop coming to school?
Pappu- My father was saying that,
Going to a place again and again reduces respect.
Joke-5
Santa said to his neighbor friend Banta, Hey, this morning your dog tore my book.
Banta- I will punish him now.
Santa- Leave it brother, I have punished you.
Banta- Surprisingly, how?
Santa- I drank the milk from his bowl.
Joke-6
Banta went to a shop to buy underwear.
The shopkeeper showed underwear to Banta.
Banta asked the price of underwear.
The shopkeeper said- The price is Rs 600!
As soon as he heard the price, Banta said,
Brother, don’t buy any party wear, show what you wear at home.
Joke-7
Santa once goes to the doctor due to a skin problem.
Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Santa – Bajrang’s soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Santa – Bajrang paste.
Doctor: Shampoo?
Santa – Bajrang’s shampoo.
Doctor – Hey friend..after all, which company is this Bajrang?
Santa – Bajrang is my room partner.
Joke-8
Santa slapped Banta.
Banta – Did you say this jokingly or seriously?
Santa – Seriously.
Banta – Okay then, I don’t like jokes at all.
