Santa and Banta jokes are a special part of the world of Indian humor, which brings a smile on the faces of people of all ages. His funny thinking, strange conversations and unique actions create such jokes that no one can stop laughing after listening to them. Be it a school joke, office talk or any everyday situation, Santa and Banta make every story extremely funny with their innocence and witty style. If you want to break up your day and get a good dose of laughter, these Santa-Banta jokes are perfect!
Joke-1
Santa’s radio broke down,
He turned on the radio and saw,
A rat had fallen dead in it.
Santa then said, hey, how will it work for you?
The damn singer is lying dead here….!
Joke-2
Santa and Banta, both brothers, are in the same class.
Used to study…
Teacher: Both of you said your father’s name.
Why written differently?
Santa- Madam, then you yourself say,
You are copying…!
Joke-3
Santa: My wife jokes so much,
What should I tell..
Banta: How is that?
Santa: Tomorrow I will touch his eyes,
Then he asked who am I?
So she said milkman….!
Joke-4
Santa: My wife fell into the well the day before yesterday.
She was very hurt and was screaming a lot.
Banta: How are you now?
Santa: Now it seems okay, from tomorrow,
No sound came from the well…!
Joke-5
Santa went to Banta’s house.
Santa – went to Banta –’s house and presented
Banta – And saw his wife’s photo kept there.
Seeing the photo, Santa said- Yours
And sister-in-law’s pair Ram and
She is like Sita.
After listening to Santa, Banta said-
Where are you friend.. till today neither is yours
Some Ravana took away sister-in-law,
Nor has it merged into the earth itself till date.
Joke-6
There was once an argument between Ta and Banta.
Santa – My grandfather was so rich and forgetful.
He used to keep the stick on the bed and sleep in the corner himself.
Banta – Hey, this is nothing
Santa – How?
Banta – My grandfather is so rich and forgetful.
He used to chew paan and spit on the bed and himself
Used to jump down from the window.
Joke-7
You know from Santa Banta in the world
Who is the most unhappy man?
Banta – who
Santa- Paani Puri wala.
Banta – How is that?
Santa – Are girls virgins?
The married woman calls him brother.
Joke-8
Santa- If I climb a coconut tree,
So girls from engineering colleges will be visible?
Banta- Of course! And if you let go of your hand
Girls from medical college will also be seen.
