The husband-wife relationship is considered to be one of the most unique relationships in the world. Where love, conflict, bickering and understanding are all found in one packet. After marriage, there is less romance in life and more fun disputes, and it is from these small things that ‘husband-wife jokes’ are born. These jokes are not just jokes, but are a mirror of that sweet and sour bonding that exists in the life of every married couple. The special thing about these jokes is that they are written in a completely light-hearted manner and after reading them, everyone relates to themselves a little. Sometimes the wife taunts her husband on his habit of forgetting, and sometimes the husband makes funny comments on his wife’s shopping or anger. Because of this sweet and sour bickering, husband-wife jokes tickle people a lot and make the everyday tiredness disappear in a moment.
Jokes-1
Wife: Hey, listen, you have to go to office.
I am worried about the house, I don’t care at all.
Husband – What happened?
Wife – Looks like our daughter is out
I have made an arrangement with someone
Husband – How do you know?
Wife – Mobile recharge these days
She doesn’t even ask for money…
Husband unconscious..
Jokes-2
Wife- How much do you love me?
Husband- More than Shahjahan.
Wife: You will build Taj Mahal after my death.
Husband- I have already taken the plot
You idiot are delaying it.
Jokes-3
Husband: I am becoming bald.
I am here, the cost of transplant is Rs 2 lakh.
Wife- Gold worth 2 lakhs
give me the necklace with the bald one
I will stay!
Jokes-4
Wife – made husband eat sweet in kitchen
Taught to make dishes,
Husband- Said Gurudakshina
Ask for what can I give you?
Wife – told the neighbor
Didi tell me…
Jokes-5
husband standing in the balcony
Was singing happily..
“Let me become a bird and fly freely in the sky..
Today I am free to roam the world.”
Wife’s voice came from the kitchen:
“Fly inside the house, the girl in front has gone.”
Joke-6
Wife- Hello! Where are you?
Husband- Remember, last Diwali we
Went to a jewelery shop… where you got a
I even liked the necklace.
Wife- Yes! I remembered..
Husband: And at that time I had no money.
Wife (happily)- Yes! Yes! Remember.
Husband- And then I said that this necklace
One day I will take it to you.
Wife more happily yes yes yes…remember it very well.
Husband: So just the one next door.
I am getting my hair cut in the shop… a little
I will come late!
Joke-7
Husband: Hire a maid for work?
You get tired!
Wife- don’t want it
Husband – why
Wife: I like your habit.
I know that earlier I too was a maid.
Joke-8
Wife: I will go to my parents’ home only then.
when you come to leave me
Husband – I agree but promise me that you will come home.
You will also come only then,
When I come to get you.
Joke-9
Husband- Turn on match channel
Wife- I will not put it
Husband- I will check
Wife- What will you see?
Husband: This is the channel you are watching.
Joke-10
Both husband and wife were sitting on the terrace.
Husband said while drinking alcohol
i live without you
not can
Wife: “Really?
but this is what you are saying
Or alcohol.
Husband – “I am the one speaking”
From alcohol.
