1. The wife messaged her husband.
Wife: How do you like your neighbour?
To please his wife, the husband replied – just like a monkey.
Wife: Buy 3 dresses and give them otherwise I will show this message to the neighbour!
2. Santa- “In the morning the neighbors had kept “Limca” and “Frooti” in our fridge to cool.”
Banta- “So…”
Santa- “So what, being an ideal neighbor, I have checked whether his cold drink is cold or not after drinking it 6 times!”
3. A boy was washing his car. Just then an aunty from the neighborhood came. He thought of playing a joke with the boy.
Aunty- “Son, are you washing the car?”
Boy- “No aunty ji, I am giving water… maybe when it grows up, it will become a train!”
4. Neighbor- “How are you brother?”
Monu- “Good…”
Neighbor- “What are you doing?”
Monu- “I am eating Maggi…”
Neighbor- “Don’t eat that much Maggi…”
Monu- “You know my grandfather lived for 102 years.”
Neighbor: “Did he eat Maggi?”
Monu- “No, we used to mind our own business.”
5. Sohan went to his neighbor’s house for dinner with his wife and his 9 children.
Neighbor (seeing such a big family) – Such a big army… “Aren’t you ashamed?”
Sohan- “No, his 12th exam is tomorrow!”
Since then the poor neighbor has never invited Sohan for dinner!
6. Fat woman to her neighbor – “I have a car, a bungalow, a bank balance…what do you have?”
Neighbor: “I have a suit tailored for my wedding 20 years ago that still fits me!”
Fat woman absolutely silent! Such a dirty insult!
7. Sanju wrote a love letter to his neighbour. He stood some distance away from his house and tied a letter around the neck of the pigeon and sent it flying.
The pigeon left a letter in the wife’s bedroom.
When Sanju reached the gate of his house, there was a note stuck there – “Send a pigeon to the hospital and call an ambulance!”
8. Wife- “How would you feel if your neighbor gave you a flying kiss?”
Husband- “I would hate that…how can someone be so lazy!”
9. Neighbor- “Your new necklace is very nice, how much did it cost?”
Woman- “Not much, 2 days of fighting, 1 day of hunger strike and 2 days of silent fast.”
