1. Brother-in-law (to brother-in-law) – “Brother-in-law, my sister is a cow!”
Brother-in-law: “Then you would have left me in the cow shed, why did you tie me with you?”
2. There is only one difference between a sister-in-law and a housewife…
One hides the shoes and one hits the shoes!
3. Brother-in-law (hiding the cigarette in his hand) – Tell me, what is there in my hand?
Stupid bitch – “Train!”
Brother-in-law- “How is that?”
Sister-in-law: “Smoke is coming out of your hand, that’s why…”
4. Sister-in-law: “Sister! Why do you call brother-in-law AG?”
Didi- “Hey, I am civilized, that’s why…now they can’t say Aye Gadhe (AG) in a market full of people, right?
5. Brother-in-law- “Your sister loves me very much.”
Sister-in-law: “Yes, I know, that is why Didi has sent such a lovely SMS for you.”
Brother-in-law- “What is written in it?”
Sister-in-law: “It is written that no one should hit my lover with a stone, just blow my lover with a car!”
6. At the wedding, sister-in-law hides brother-in-law’s mobile instead of shoes…
Brother-in-law will also give Rs 50,000 to sister-in-law instead of Rs 500!
Change your thinking, increase your income.
7. When blood pressure is “high” then talk to your sister-in-law for some time..
And if you feel “low” then talk to your wife for some time and you will get immediate relief.
8. If brother-in-law has a headache…
So sister-in-law, there is Zandu Balm somewhere.
9. Sister-in-law prepared chicken for brother-in-law and served it in a plate.
Brother-in-law: “Hey sister-in-law, where has the chicken leg gone?”
Sister-in-law: “The cock was lame.”
Brother-in-law- “…and heart means heart?”
Sister-in-law: “She took the hen away, sir…”
Brother-in-law- “…and brain?”
Sister-in-law: “Hey brother-in-law, he was married, so how could he have a mind?”
10. Sister-in-law: “Why was sister shouting at you yesterday?”
Brother-in-law – “Hey man, it was nothing special. Instead of uploading your sister’s photo on Facebook, it was uploaded on OLX.”
Sister-in-law: “Then…”
Brother-in-law: “Then what, a boy messaged – ‘Brother, who has uploaded this junk of 1960?’”
11. Brother-in-law (said to sister-in-law) – “I too was a big fool to marry your sister.”
Sister-in-law: “Yes, and you were also blind because you did not see me standing next to you!”
