Husband-Wife Funny Jokes: Marriage is such a relationship in which sometimes there are conflicts and sometimes there is a lot of fun hidden in between. The relationship between husband and wife is full of light bickering, taunts and laughter. Sometimes the wife’s strange requests make the husband laugh, while sometimes the husband’s innocent actions make the wife angry as well as laugh.
Small moments like these make their relationship special and interesting. Perhaps this is the reason why husband-wife jokes have always been people’s favorite. So come, today we will also tell you some such funny husband-wife jokes, which will make you laugh after reading them.
Joke-1
Wife: What did you see in me and marry me?
Husband: Nothing, I just had a passion for getting into big trouble since childhood.
Wife: Calm down after hearing the answer..
Joke-2
Husband on fourth wedding anniversary: Let’s do something new today
Wife: Should we watch any movie today?
Husband: Which one?
Wife: I feel like watching a horror movie, darling.
Husband: Okay, take out our wedding video from the cupboard…
Joke-3
Wife: Wake up, it’s morning.
Husband: I am not opening my eyes.
Say something to make your sleep disappear,
Wife: The person with whom you were chatting at night is my second ID.
Now poor husband is not able to sleep for 3 days.
Joke-4
Wife:- Janu, am I in your dreams?
I am coming???
Husband: Not at all.
Wife:- Why?
Husband:- I sleep after reading Hanuman Chalisa.
Joke-5
At the time of puja, the wife asked her husband: Listen ji, do you remember the aarti?
Husband: Yes.. She is a slim and beautiful woman with black eyes.
Isn’t that the one ?
Then the husband was worshiped first and Lord Satyanarayana was worshiped later.
