1. If bank people had made a film, its name would have been something like this-
-Whether the pass is booked or not
-We have debited Sanam
-My friend has a loan
-I wish you were our customer
-I am crazy about deposits
-You have our bill
-Sometimes RTGS sometimes NEFT
-The check had to be returned
-Those with balance will take DD
-Salary will not increase again
-My name is Kesha
-Please check brother.
-The account is yours and the note is someone else’s
And the last one…
-There was a cashier
2. Teacher- “There are 10 mangoes in a basket. Out of them, 2 mangoes rotted. Tell me how many mangoes are left?”
Sanju- “Sir, 10 mangoes!”
Teacher: “How is that?”
Sanju- “Even after rotting, mango will still remain mango…it will not turn into banana!”
Today Sanju is a lawyer
3. Lover- “Why did God make you so stupid after making you so beautiful?”
Girlfriend- “To bring us together…”
Lover- “How is that?”
Girlfriend- “I was beautiful so you were attracted towards me and I was stupid so I was attracted towards you!”
4. The son came home after completing his college studies.
The father asked, “Son, what is the most difficult thing you have learned in your three years of college life?”
Son: “Light three cigarettes from one matchstick in strong winds while sitting on the roof of the bus!”
The son is hanging upside down in the well behind the house!
5. There was an argument between husband and wife over some issue for 2 hours.
After a lot of tu-tu, main-main, the wife ended the matter by saying one thing.
The wife said- “Do you want to win or want to be happy?”
6. Girl- “Dear, give me this diamond ring of yours.”
Boy- “Why darling?”
Girl- “I will miss you every day after seeing this.”
Boy- “Remember, you will do it to me anyway.”
Girl- “How is that?”
Boy- “Thinking that you had asked for a diamond ring but the bastard did not give it!”
7. A thief ran away with Pappu’s mobile.
Pappu started laughing.
Friend- “He ran away with your mobile and you are laughing!”
Pappu- “Let me run, I have the charger!”
8. Santa- “I don’t know why people become so afraid of their wives after marriage?”
Banta- “Why…are you not afraid?”
Santa- “No sir…I told you clearly today, it is very cold, I will wash the utensils in the morning!”
