1. Ramesh- “Have you ever wondered why after 15 years of marriage, men look 50 years old and women look 30 years old?”
Suresh- “Didn’t think, you tell me, why?”
Ramesh- “…because many times a year during puja the wife says, ‘Oh God, may my husband also get my age!’”
2. A troubled man went to his Guru and asked – “Gurudev, how can I recognize my mistake?”
Guru- “It is very simple, tell her one mistake of your wife, she will make you count the mistakes of you, your entire family and even all your friends! If you want to know more, then tell her one mistake of her parents, she will remind you of the mistakes of even your ancestors!”
3. “Husband – “Sir, my wife is missing…”
Post Master: “Hey, are you blind? This is a post office, not a police station!”
Husband- “Sorry brother, what should I do, I am so happy that I don’t know where to go.”
4. Santa- “My childhood was full of struggle.”
Banta- “How is that?”
Santa- “When I went to school, the master used to beat me.”
Banta- “Then don’t go!”
Santa- “If I didn’t go, my family members would beat me!”
5. The boyfriend asked his girlfriend – “Dear! When should I talk to your father about marriage?”
The girlfriend said- “Whenever my father has no shoes on his feet.”
6. Girl- “I want a boy who is smart, caring, loyal, rich and funny!”
Boy- “Guava, apple and papaya never grow together on the same tree.”
7. A father slapped his son two-three times in anger.
After some time he said sorry lovingly.
Son- “Papa, take a paper, fold it, make a roll, open that paper again and see if it is as stiff as before!”
Father- “No.”
Son: “You are right, relationships are also like this, sorry doesn’t work!”
Father- “Son, my scooter is parked outside, go kick it and tell me if it starts?”
Son- “It didn’t happen…”
Father- “Now give two-four more kicks…”
Son- “It has started.”
Father: “You are also the same scooter, not a paper…don’t give me knowledge.”
