1. Story of a student..
Have requested- “The shadow of “study” is everywhere…
“Zero” has appeared in all the papers…
We just go on giving the exam without washing our face…
And friends say, he came back after studying all night!”
2. Child- “Grandma, will you eat sugarcane?”
Grandma- “Lalla, I have no teeth, I can’t eat.”
Child- “Then it’s okay, keep this sugarcane of mine, I am going to play!”
3. An Englishman came to India.
Mosquitoes were biting him at night.
He switched off all the lights.
Just then Jugnu came into the room.
Englishman – “Oh My God! The Indian mosquito is so advanced, it is searching for us with a torch.”
4. Sharma ji went to the bank to open an account.
Name was “Raj Kumar”.
The clerk wrote “Prince”.
Sharma ji said to the clerk – “Sir, there is a ‘space’ between Raj and Kumar.”
So the clerk wrote – “Rajasthan Kumar”
5. Husband (groaning in pain) – “Listen, I am having severe pain in my chest. Maybe I am having a stroke! Call the doctor quickly.”
Wife- “What is the password of the mobile?”
Husband- “Do this, let it be. Now I am feeling better. Will show you in the evening.”
6. Suresh (to Mukesh)- “Friend, what does the doctor write on the prescription that only medical store people can understand?”
Mukesh (to Suresh) – “He writes, ‘I have looted, you also loot!’”
7. Raju was smoking hookah from a 2 meter long pipe.
Pintu- “Why are you drinking from such a long pipe?”
Raju- “Friend, the doctor has asked you to stay away from tobacco.”
8. Doctor- “Complete this medicine in a week and come and meet me later.”
Patient- “Okay doctor.”
After a week…
Doctor: “Is the medicine finished?”
Patient- “No doctor.”
Doctor- “Why not?”
Patient- “It was written in it that always keep the bottle closed!”
9. A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could solve it. He heard from someone that there was a surgeon in Sweden who could fix it and he went to him!
The new surgeon examined him, thought for a while and then said – “I will cure you!”
The bandages were removed after the operation. The stitches were also removed and he went back to his hotel.
The next morning he called the surgeon very angrily and shouted loudly – “You have put a woman’s ear in me!”
The surgeon said, “So what, an ear is an ear, it doesn’t matter whether it is a man or a woman!”
Man- “It is not so, you are speaking wrong, I can hear everything, but am not able to understand anything!”
