1. A drunkard died after drinking alcohol but while dying he said this…
“I always drank branded liquor, but the liver turned out to be local!”
2. Girlfriend (to boyfriend) – “Hey Baba, quickly jump from the window, Papa is coming.”
Lover- “Hey, this is the 13th floor!”
Girlfriend- “Hey, this is not the time to think about omens and bad omens!”
3. First friend- “When you see a beautiful girl, what do you do?”
Second – “I just keep looking and when I get tired, I turn the mirror over.”
4. Husband- “I have suffered from a strange disease. When my wife speaks, I cannot hear.”
Hakeem- “This is not a disease, this is God’s mercy on you.”
5. Alcoholic (to the doctor) – “Can you help me get rid of my alcoholism?”
Doctor- “Yes why not…”
Drunkard: “So the police has caught my 20 bottles, please get rid of them.”
6. Santa- “I have been eating sunshine since morning. My stomach is not full.”
Banta- “Maybe you will have to have breakfast!”
7. Binny- “A woman can forget the biggest sorrow, but she cannot forget one thing…”
Raju- “What is that?”
Binny- “Can never forget the utensils that went to the neighbour’s house…”
8. The teacher wrote “Cholesterol” on the board and said – “Read this…”
Pappu- “Even Chole is fine, but the spelling of Bhature is wrong.”
9. Teacher- “Sanju, tell a story with moral.”
Sanju- “I called her, she was sleeping… then she called me, I was sleeping.”
Moral- “As you do, so do you!”
10. Aunty- “Son, are you married?”
Girl- “Yes aunty!”
Aunty- “What does a boy do?”
Girl- “I regret it, aunty.”
11. Pappu- “What kind of field is this?”
Farmer- “This is a cotton field.”
Pappu- “What is made of this?”
Farmer- “Clothes are made from it.”
Pappu- “Which is the plant with pajamas in it?”
