In office life, the bickering between boss and employee never ends. Amidst all this pressure of meetings, deadlines and work, there come some funny moments which lighten the atmosphere of the office. Jokes related to boss and employee are often so relatable that one starts laughing as soon as they hear them. If you also want to relax a little from office stress, then these Boss-Employee jokes will make your day!
Joke-1
Pappu- Sir, I did not link my bank account with Aadhar card.
Still Rs 200 subsidy came!
Boss- That is not subsidy but your increment…
Joke-2
Harish- Hello boss, I have been caught by a terrorist.
Both hands were cut off, eyes were broken, kidneys were taken out.
Boss: Come and see if you can, today is the audit…..
Joke-3
Kapil reached office late
Boss- Where were you till now?
Kapil- Yes, he had gone to drop his girlfriend to college.
Boss- Shut up, if you don’t come from tomorrow at office time then it’s okay.
Kapil- Okay then drop your daughter to college yourself…
Joke-4
Gaurav- Sir, you are always in your company.
Why keep only married people?
Boss- Because they are used to tolerating insults.
And they are in no hurry to go home…
Joke-5
Santa- How long have you been working in this office..??
Banta- Ever since the boss has threatened to fire me!!
Joke-6
Boss in front of his employee
put a small pebble in a glass filled with water
And asked everyone “Why did the pebble sink?”
everyone gave the same answer
Sir the pebble was heavy so it sank
Then the boss asked his favorite disciple
You tell me why the pebble sank
He gave a very beautiful answer – “Sir, I understood one thing that the one whom you left, consider him drowned….”
Joke-7
Ramesh said to his boss, “Sir, I need leave so that I can help my wife in her work.”
The boss said- “I am sorry but I will not get any leave right now..”
Ramesh – “Thank you sir, I knew that you will help me in trouble.”
Joke-8
Boss(to employee)- Do you know British language?
Employee- Yes
Boss- Say something and show me
Employee- Will be paid double the salary.
Boss in coma….
Joke-9
Seeing the boss’s new car, the employee was happy and said-
Wow boss, what a great car….
The boss placed his hand on his shoulder and said…
“If you work honestly, and work hard with all your heart,
If he comes on time, does not take leave, does overtime and completes the target…..
Next time I will take a bigger car than this…!”
