After marriage, bickering between husband and wife, love disputes and minor complaints are the story of every household. Sometimes the wife’s requests upset the husband, and sometimes the husband’s innocent actions make the wife burst into laughter. Such funny jokes emerge from these small things, which further increase the sweetness of the relationship. If you also enjoy the humorous aspects of everyday married life, then these husband-wife jokes will definitely bring a smile on your face.
Joke-1
Husband (to wife): Please give me yellow water…
Wife: What happened, are you thirsty?
Husband (angrily): No, I want to check my throat.
That there is no leak from anywhere…!!!
Joke-2
Wife: Hey, do you hear?
Take that bag off from above!
My hand is getting a bit small,
Husband: Then try it with your tongue.
Husband is in AIIMS…..
Joke-3
Wife: When I came here after getting married, there were many mosquitoes in the house.
Husband – After our marriage the mosquitoes left my house saying,
Now the permanent blood drinker has come,
There will be nothing left for us.
Joke-4
Husband: Where were you missing for 4 hours?
Wife: Went to the mall for shopping.
Husband: Then what did you take?
Wife: A hair band and 40 selfies.
Joke-5
As soon as the wife wakes up from sleep in the morning
“Oh, do you listen?”
Husband: Tell me…
Wife: I had a dream that,
You have brought a diamond necklace for me.
Husband: Okay…
So go back to sleep… and wear it…
Joke-6
husband sitting in office
posted on facebook
“Become a bird and fly in the sky.”
Then came my wife’s comment,
“Bring the vegetables as soon as they touch the ground.”
In the building… otherwise not a single hair
Will be saved in your fire. ,
Joke-7
doctor in woman’s mouth
placed the thermometer, and for some time
Told to keep your mouth shut…
Seeing the wife silent, the husband
I couldn’t resist and asked-
“Doctor Saheb” how much does this thing cost?
Joke-8
Indian wife has good values and sometimes she is in front of everyone.
That’s why she doesn’t call her husband “Hey donkey”, “Oye donkey”, “Listen donkey”.
In short it says “AG” “OG” “Suno G”.
Joke-9
Wife: Always half my forehead
It hurts…it feels,
You will have to tell the doctor…
Husband: Hey, what can I say about that…!!
He will be in as much pain as he is…!!
just since then
Husband’s whole body is hurting… ,
