1. Papa- “What happened son?”
Me- “Papa, I have fever…”
Papa- “Hey, you also have the disease of the poor, look at Sharma ji’s son, cancer is cancer!”
2. Santa- “Science says that only female mosquitoes can suck blood, male mosquitoes can only make sounds!”
Banta (folding hands in the air) – “Praise be to you Lord, your system is same to same everywhere!”
3. Shopkeeper- “Tell me sir, what do you want?”
Rakesh- “I want a cake for my future wife’s dog!”
Shopkeeper- “Will you eat here or should I pack it?”
4. Mother-in-law- “What will you become in your next life, son-in-law?”
Son-in-law- “Yes, I will become a lizard!”
Mother-in-law: “Why is that?”
Son-in-law- “…because your daughter is only afraid of lizards!”
5. A new Bengali friend came to Santa’s house and said – “Today we will have food at our house, please sir!”
Santa- “Okay!”
He reached there exactly at 11:30 with his wife.
There 4-5 Bengalis were playing dholak and tabla.
Don’t know what they were singing till 2.30 in the afternoon.
Didn’t understand anything, then that Bengali friend stood up and said – “Today’s meal is over. Then it’s time to have dinner, come on time!”
The wife was staring at Santa and because of the devotion, the wife did not even give him the evening meal…
6. Wife to her husband – “Yes, I want to live in your heart.”
Husband- “Okay but don’t fight with other women there.”
Wife unconscious!
7. Wife- “Come home quickly, I will cook chicken.”
Poor husband is confused…
8. Teacher- “What is the difference between ‘Date’ and date?”
The whole class is silent.
Then Chunnu said – “Sir, he goes on a date with his girlfriend and on a date with a lawyer.”
Teacher unconscious…
9. Santa- “Why are so many people kicking the ‘football’?”
Banta- “Hey donkey, to score a goal”
Santa- “There is only one goal, how many more goals will we score?”
10. Patient- “Doctor sir, I am not able to finish my tea!”
Doctor- “Get married brother, he will also eat cardamom after asking!”
11: Chunnu- “Hello brother, how are you?”
Munnu- “Great brother, did you hear that?”
Chunnu- “Man, there was some work…”
Munnu- “Yes, then do it, we will talk later, bye!”
12. Girlfriend- “Our relationship ends from today! We will return all the gifts to each other!”
Pappu- “Okay let’s start with recharge…”
Girlfriend- “Darling, can’t you even joke now?”
