In today’s busy life, if there is anything that is needed most, it is to laugh openly. Laughter not only improves the mood but also removes all the tension in a moment. That’s why we have brought such funny jokes for you, after reading which you will not be able to stop laughing.
Joke-1
Police (to drunk)- Where are you going at 1 o’clock in the night?
Drunkard (to police) – I am going to listen to a speech on the ill effects of drinking alcohol.
Police (to the drunkard) – Who will lecture you this late at night?
Sharabi- My wife.
Joke-2
Sharabi- What’s hot?
Waiter- Chow mein.
Fluffy – and hot?
Waiter-Soup.
Fluffy – and hot?
Waiter- Boiling water.
Fluffy and hot
Waiter: You are a ball of fire.
Drunkard: Bring it, I want to light a beedi.
Joke-3
Pappu- Do you know why only men are priests in the temple?
Chappu- No friend, you tell me.
Gappu- I know, I will tell you.
Gappu- So that people can concentrate only on God
Joke-4
Teacher- Girls if someone else’s money
If it happens then what are the boys??
Gappu- Sir is a thief!
Teacher – How is that??
Gappu- Because thieves always have an eye on someone else’s money.
Joke-5
Teacher: What is the difference between date and date?
The whole class is silent
Gappu- Sir, Girlfriend on date.
and date with the lawyer
Joke-6
Teacher- Tell me where is your homework…
Pappu- Madam, check on Facebook, I have uploaded the screenshots and have also tagged you.
Joke-7
Pappu to his wife-
Okay, tell me this at the time of ‘parting’
Why do girls cry so much?
Wife: ‘Mad’ if you find out…
someone taking you away from your home
If he gets the utensils done then why will you dance?
Joke-8
it was written in a public toilet
‘The world reached the moon
And you are sitting right here’
Pappu applied his mind
and wrote below
‘There was no water on the moon
so came back
Joke-9
Husband- I am thirsty, bring water.
Wife: Why don’t you have matar paneer today?
And make Shahi Pulao and feed you…
Husband- Wow wow…!
Mouth started watering..
Wife: Your mouth is watering, isn’t it?
Just make do with this..
