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A man goes to the police with his complaint. But sometimes the complaints are so interesting that just hearing them makes one laugh. Today we have brought some very funny jokes, in one of which a person runs to the police station and tells his complaint. You will not be able to stop laughing after listening to his words.
1. Teacher- “If you are in a forest and a lion comes there, what will you do?”
Boy- “Sir, I will climb the tree.”
Teacher: “What if he comes there also?”
Boy- “So I will jump into the water?”
Teacher: “…and what if he falls into water?”
Boy- “Sir, first of all, tell me whether the lion is your relative and why are you supporting him?”
2. Santa- “Friend, what do you do when you feel hot?”
Banta- “I sit in front of the AC.”
Santa- “…and when it gets too hot?”
Banta- “Then I turn on the AC.”
3. Teacher- “What is that thing which we can neither see nor feel? Yet we cannot live without it?”
Bunty- “Wind!”
Teacher: “Very good!”
Monu- “No teacher, there is something else besides this…”
Teacher: “Okay, you tell me what it is?”
Monu- “Internet connection.”
4. Bunty- “Inspector sir, please help me, someone is calling me threateningly.”
Policeman- “Who is he?”
Bunty- “My girlfriend’s husband!”
5. A wrestler child slapped a weak child.
The weak child asked, “Was this slap done out of anger or out of fun?”
The wrestler child said – “With anger!”
The weak child said, “Then it’s okay because I don’t like jokes at all.”
6. The husband calls the hotel manager from the hotel room.
Husband- “Manager sir, come quickly…”
Manager- “Why what happened?”
Husband- “I have a fight with my wife and she is saying that she will jump from the hotel window.”
Manager- “Sorry sir, this is your personal matter!”
Husband- “Hey man, the window is not opening, it is a maintenance problem!”
7. To Teacher Mohan- “Tell me, what is called cloth?”
Mohan- “Sir, I don’t know.”
Teacher: “What are these shorts of yours made of?”
Mohan- “Sir, it is made from Papa’s old pants!”
