Finding laughter in today’s busy life is no less than a treasure. We have selected for you some such long and powerful Hindi jokes, which will make you laugh with all your heart. These funny stories are based on simple characters, bickering between husband and wife, and strange moments of Indian everyday life. So get ready to forget all your tension and laugh!
Joke-1
A boy was staring at a beautiful girl for a long time.
Girl (angry)- What are you looking at?
Boy (in a hurry) – I see that if you were my mother, I too would have been beautiful..!
Joke-2
Beggar- Hey brother, give me one rupee, I am hungry for three days.
Passerby: If you are hungry for three days, what will you do with one rupee?
Beggar- I will weigh how much has decreased..!!
Joke-3
Banta opened a barber shop.
A customer came for a shave.
Banta- Do you want to keep a moustache?
Customer- Yes.
Banta cut the customer’s mustache and handed it over to him – Take it, keep it wherever you want.
Joke-4
The wife took her sick husband to the doctor.
The doctor said, “Give him good food, keep him happy always, do not discuss any household problem with him, do not increase his worries by making unnecessary requests, then he will be fine in 6 months.
On the way, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”
Wife said – “The doctor has given the answer”
Joke-5
Two men were walking in the middle of the railway tracks under the influence of alcohol.
First- Oh God, I have never climbed so many stairs before
Second- Hey, the stairs are fine, I am surprised about this.
How low are the railings set to be able to be held by hand….
Joke-6
A Negro was traveling with his child in the bus….
The conductor saw his child and said-
“I have never seen such a black child before”……
The Negro got angry,
But he did not say anything and came to the seat and sat down with a pout.
Santa asked him: “What happened brother?”
The Negro said to Santa: Hey man,
That conductor insulted me.
Santa- Hey, go and beat the bastard.
Bring me this baby chimpanzee…
The fucker will not bite.
Joke-7
Pintu was going to the market on bicycle.
A foreign man came and stopped Pintu.
Pintu- He appeared so suddenly, will he die?
Foreigner- I want to go to Taj Mahal.
Pintu- Then go. If I keep telling everyone, when will I reach?
