In today’s busy life, people have no time left for themselves. People often remain under stress, the effect of which is clearly visible on the family also. But amidst all this, if a smile appears on the faces of stressed people, then life becomes better. Forgetting all the stress for a moment, he not only smiles but also happily narrates the incident among his loved ones. Jokes also bring laughter on the faces of such people. Today we are going to make you read some funny jokes related to husband and wife, after reading which you too will burst out laughing. Not only this, you will not shy away from serving this dose of laughter in front of your friends also.
1. Unfaithful wife
Young man to his friend: My wife is unfaithful. She has fallen prey to someone else.
Friend said- Okay, do you have any proof?
Young man- He himself has confessed. Last night she was sitting with me in the garden and said, ‘Your teeth shine like pearls in the light of the full moon.’
Friend said- So what happened?
Young man: That motherfucker won’t you tell who this pearl is?
The friend is still in shock after hearing this.
2. Useless husband
The wife lashing out at her useless and rejected husband said – How are we passing our time! I feel ashamed. When people roam around in search of a job, they say that they cannot get a job and you are the one who doesn’t even try. My father pays the rent of our flat, my mother gives all the kitchen utensils for the whole month. My sister arranges clothes for us and the children. My uncle has given us a car and my uncle fills it with regular petrol. For me, this is the point where I will drown in shame.”
The husband said – All that is fine, but you or your two stingy fly-sucking brothers, who have not given anything till date, should feel ashamed.
After the reply, the husband’s condition became such that he went straight into coma.
3. Joke with wife
If you want to see the world’s biggest war, ask your wife to take you on a long vacation.
When he is ready after doing all the packing and packing, then just say this – leave it friend, let’s go to the next month..!
Legal warning – Do this stunt very carefully at your own risk, the consultant is not responsible for any kind of damage.
4. Am I fat?
Wife asked her husband- Am I fat?
The husband turned out to be sensible and said – no.
Wife: Tell me the truth, am I fat?
The husband again showed wisdom – Oh, no brother.
The wife said, “Then pick me up and take me to the fridge, I will eat ice cream.”
While getting stuck, the husband said – Why would you bother to climb on my back, I will bring the fridge, right?
(Note- These jokes are going viral on social media. Our intention is not to hurt anyone’s sentiments. This is given only for entertainment purposes.)
