1. A man was coming limping. Seeing him, two doctors start fighting among themselves!
First Doctor: “It seems that the bone in his leg is broken!”
Second doctor: “Looks like his thumb is broken!”
When both of them are arguing a lot, the third doctor says, let’s ask him only!
Doctor: “Is the bone in your leg broken?”
Person- “No, my slipper is broken…”
2. Once an old lady went to the doctor and said to him – “Doctor, there is a toothache, so please remove it.”
Doctor- “Open your mouth…”
Old lady: “Open it.”
Doctor- “A little more…”
The old lady opened her mouth further.
Doctor: “A little more…”, the old woman opened her mouth.
Doctor: “Hey, open your mouth more!”
The old woman screamed angrily – “Now, will he sit in his mouth and pull out his teeth?”
3. Ramesh- “The doctor said that he will get me back on my feet in two weeks.”
Suresh- “Well, was he able to do this?”
Ramesh- “Yes, I had to sell my car to pay his bill!”
4. A patient went to the doctor.
Patient: “Doctor sir, a pea plant has grown in my ear.”
Doctor- “This is very surprising!”
Patient: “Yes, this is surprising because I had put ladyfinger seeds in my ear!”
5. Doctor- “Why were you silent when you knew that the lizard was going into your mouth?”
Pappu- “First the cockroach had gone, so I thought the lizard would catch it.”
6. Doctor- “Wow Dinesh Bhai! You almost escaped death…I have to admit, your body is really strong and strong!”
Dinesh (rolling up his arms) – “Just remember all these things while making my bill.”
7. Chintu (to the doctor) – “Does drinking milk make the complexion fair?”
Doctor- “Yes it happens.”
Chintu- “Lie, then why is the baby buffalo black?”
8. Doctor- “Congratulations! A boy has been born to you.”
Pintu- “Hey! This is amazing technology. My wife is in the hospital and the child is born at home.”
9. Pinku was beating his wife.
A man asked why are you killing?
Pinku- “The doctor has said that the medicine has to be given to him!”
