1. Santa- “Friend, I am worried about one thing.”
Banta- “What?”
Santa- “When my children open my ID in the future, they will say, was our father really like this?”
2. A parrot collided with a car, so the car driver picked it up and put it in a cage.
The next day when the parrot regained consciousness, he said – “Aila! Jail, is the car owner dead?”
3. A cock was sitting through the window watching his master! The owner was very ill and his wife was sitting next to him.
The owner’s wife said – “You have very high fever, I will make chicken soup for you!”
Hearing this, the cock’s parrots flew away!
The cock said, “Just try giving me paracetamol once!”
4. If someone’s clothes smell excessively of perfume during cold weather…
So understand that these days it has nothing to do with bathing at all.
5. Robber- “We have come to rob, but have forgotten the gun at home.”
Billu- “No problem, you guys seem like decent people, rob the house today and come tomorrow and show me your gun.”
6. Monu was explaining to his friend that those who drink nectar are called gods.
The one who drinks poison is called Mahadev and the one who drinks anger is called ‘Patidev’.
7. The family members had made a list of the things so that I would not forget to bring anything, but I was forgetful – I forgot to bring the list!
8. Let us know why boys are blocked?
Boy- “What is your name?”
Girl- “Palak, yours?”
Boy- “Paneer!”
BLOCKED!!!
Girl- “What’s UP?
Boy- “Uttar Pradesh”
BLOCKED!!!
Girl- “Are you sleeping?”
Boy- “No! I am peanuts.”
BLOCKED!!!
Girl- “See ya!”
Boy- “Victory to Var Ramchandra!”
BLOCKED!!!
Girl- “Have a Good Day”
Boy- “No sweety, thank you. I like Parle ji.”
BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY!!!
Boy- “Thank you”
Girl- “My Pleasure”
Boy- “My Pulsar!”
BLOCKED!!!
after a fight
Girl- “You don’t convince me at all…”
Boy- “What are you? Are you Holi? Are you Diwali? Are you birthday?”
BLOCKED!!!
Seeing the boy’s DP, the girl messaged in praise – “You have set it on fire!”
Boy- “Did you get burnt?”
BLOCKED!!!
