Funny Jokes : In today’s fast-paced life, laughing has become a precious pleasure. Amidst meetings, responsibilities, traffic and everyday stress, if something can really refresh our mood, it is hearty laughter. Such laughter that makes you hold your stomach, brings tears to your eyes and makes people sitting around think, what are you reading? Such jokes, which make our tension disappear in a moment and reset the mood.
Be it spicy one-liners or funny stories full of desi tadka, these jokes will make you laugh so much that the stress of the day will melt away. If your day is going boring, then these will instantly make it colourful. mood off? It will be fine in seconds. If you are already happy, your smile is going to double.
Joke-1
Santa was talking softly on the phone
Wife: What are you talking about in such a low voice?
Santa- Hey sister
Wife- Then why are you talking so slowly?
Santa- She is your sister
Joke-2
sister in law cooked chicken
Brother-in-law: Sister-in-law, where is the leg piece of the chicken?
Sister-in-law: The cock was lame.
Brother-in-law: Hey, where is the heart?
Sister-in-law: She took the hen, didn’t she?
Brother-in-law – where is your brain?
Sister-in-law: Hey brother-in-law, Murga was married, so he had no brain.
Joke-3
Pappu- God, girls are so cute but why are wives so dangerous?
God- Because I create girls and you make them wives.
That’s why it’s your problem, now you have to deal with it.
Pappu was stunned after hearing God’s words
Joke-4
To brother-in-law – Brother-in-law, my sister is a cow.
Brother-in-law: Then you would have left me in the cow shed, why did you tie me with you?
Joke-5
A man went to a hotel with his 12 year old son.
Papa (to the waiter)- Bring a beer and an ice cream,
Then the son said loudly – Why ice cream, Papa, you also have beer.
De..chappal..pe..chappal
Joke-6
Father: Oh idiot, I gave you Geeta to read. Did you read Geeta, did something enter your mind?
Son: Yes father, you have read it and now you get ready to die.
(The son places the gun on his temple)
Father-Son, what are you doing, I am your father.
Son-Father, ‘No one is anyone’s father and no one is anyone’s son’ as it is written in Geeta.
father-son i will die
Son-Father, the body dies but the soul never dies!
Father unconscious on the spot
