In today’s fast-paced life, people remain immersed in tension day and night. To escape from this tension, he sometimes watches reels on mobile and sometimes entertains himself by watching movies. But even today, the happiness that most people get after reading a joke is not achieved by other things. Not only this, by telling these jokes in front of his friends and family, he brings a smile on everyone’s face. In such a situation, today we are going to read you 5 such funny jokes, which are no less than a box of laughter. These jokes are going viral on social media.
1. A newlywed girl at a party A woman approached and said smilingly, “You are Mrs. Parashar, right?”
The girl said- Yes, of course.
Woman: You must be wondering how I know you!
Girl- Yes, I am thinking.
Woman: What is that? About six months ago, I had bought a washing machine from your husband.
Girl: You must have had some misunderstanding, sister. We never had a washing machine.
Woman: Before marrying you, your husband had it, that too completely new. But they sold me out. When I asked why he was selling it, he said that he no longer needed it because he was getting married.
2.Mumbai A person who was visiting Delhi for the first time was beaten up by people in a DTC bus. Later, when he was asked the reason for that accident, he stated the reason as follows…
I mean, I am a passenger in a crowded bus. When I pulled out my wallet from my pocket to take out the money for the ticket, my wife’s photo dropped on the bus floor. I said to Khadeli Bai in front, “Aunty, please lift the saree and take my photo.” Left feeling eaten away in empty yellow. Then the people around me started voting, my brother.
3.Haryana A meeting of some people was held. The issue was about the progress of Haryana.
First Haryanvi- liberate Haryana from India.
Second Haryanvi – It is a good thing to think that what will be the progress of Haryana after getting independence?
Third Haryanvi – We will attack America once we become independent.
Fourth Haryanvi- Hey brother, how will you attack America?
Third- As soon as we attack, America will defeat us and capture Haryana.
We will become citizens of America, America will ensure its development, our development will also be sustainable!
First Haryanvi – Wow brother, there is neither visa nor passport, all our rupees have become dollars, we will speak English.
Natthu sitting on the side was silent, so the others asked, “Hey Natthu, didn’t you also say something?”
Natthu – Brother, I don’t think so, if we win in the attack of Sun, then what will happen to America?
4.In Lucknow Notice hanging on the door of an “accessible toilet”
It is requested with utmost respect and respect that…
Leaving souvenirs after using them will not bring glory to the family!!
Therefore, I request you sir…
Go only after getting your work done!!
5. Airplane After take off, the crew came to know that by mistake less food had been sent in the flight.
Then an idea came to the mind of a smart flight attendant! About 30 minutes into the flight he announced- “Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know how it happened, but we have 400 passengers and dinners for only 200 people! Anyone who is willing to give up their meal for someone else will get free unlimited wine for the entire duration of the flight!”
His next announcement came 2 hours later: “Ladies and gentlemen, if anyone wants to change their mind, we still have food available for 180 people.
(Note- These jokes are going viral on social media. Our intention is not to hurt anyone’s sentiments. This is given only for entertainment purposes.)
