The conversation between doctor and patient has always been a treasure trove of laughter. Even in a serious environment like a hospital, sometimes such things happen that even the most serious face starts smiling. Patients approach the doctor with their strange problems and the doctor also lightens the atmosphere by giving answers, sometimes seriously, sometimes humorously. These small squabbles and funny disputes are such that even the listeners are unable to stop laughing. Today we have brought one such funny doctor-patient joke for you, reading which will make your day!
Joke-1
Doctor: Tell me how you came.
Pappu Doctor Saheb, I am having a lot of pain in the liver.
Doctor: Do you drink alcohol?
Pappu- Yes-yes of course but make only a small pack.
Joke-2
Dentist – Your tooth will have to be removed
because it’s rotten
Raju- Yes then how much money will it cost?
Dentist- It will cost only Rs 500
Raju- Take 50 rupees and loosen it a little,
I will take it out myself…
Joke-3
Pappu- Doctor Saheb, can you diagnose my disease?
Doctor: Yes, your eyes are very weak.
Pappu- How did you come to know so soon?
Doctor: Because you did not read on the board outside that I am a doctor for animals….
Joke-4
The patient went to a doctor due to tension
Doctor- One should not sleep with tension at night
Patient: Then should I send my wife to her parents’ home?
Joke-5
Doctor (to the patient)- What reward will you give me if you get cured by my medicine?
Patient: Sir, I am a very poor man and I dig graves.
I will dig for you for free….
doctor unconscious
Joke-6
Chintu (to the doctor)- Doctor sir, please give me some good medicine, I am having a lot of headache.
Doctor (after examination) – At this time you need rest the most. I am giving sleeping pills, feed these to my wife at night and sleep.
Joke-7
Doctor: How is your wife’s health now?
Chintu- Now he is fine doctor sir. She was even fighting in the morning.
