Police-thief jokes are a fun part of our everyday banter. In these jokes, funny conversations, tricks and funny situations are shown between the police and the thief, which makes everyone laugh after reading them. These jokes are light-hearted and are liked by everyone from children to adults. These not only provide entertainment but also reduce stress.
Joke-1
Police- Why do you steal?
Chor- for you and your children
Police- What do you mean?
Thief: If we don’t steal, it will harm the public and the government.
What is your need…..
Joke-2
Inspector (to the constable) – Cut off this man’s ear.
Thief: No, don’t cut my ear.
otherwise i will go blind
Inspector: Idiot, does anyone become blind by cutting their ears?
Thief: You idiot, if you cut off your ears,
Should I put the glasses on your father’s ears?
Joke-3
Police (to the thief)- Why did you go to the same shop to steal three times?
Thief: Sir, I had committed theft the first time by stealing a dress for my wife.
The remaining two times I had to go just to change it…
Joke-4
Eight-nine people were gambling… then the police arrived.
A gambler ran and sat in the police car…
Police – Why did you sit by yourself?
Gambler – Because last time I was caught, I did not get a seat in the car, I had to stand and go…!!
Joke-5
There is a theft in a house…
The constable follows him…..
Police Officer- Did you catch the thief?
Havildar- No…. But I have collected some evidence…
Police Officer- What?
Havildar- Finger print…..
Police Officer- Where are you?
Constable – On my cheeks….
Joke-6
They are threatening me over the phone…
Police- Who is giving threats…?
These customer care people…
They say that if the bill is not deposited then they will disconnect…
Joke-7
4 boys were going on a bike. Police – Hey wait all of you, don’t you know that riding a bike with more than 3 people is prohibited??
The bike rider was shocked when he looked back and said – Hey guys, where did the fifth guy fall?
Joke-8
Judge: Why were you arrested?
Thief: I don’t know sir, I was shopping early in the morning and the constable arrested me and brought me here.
Judge: Okay, but isn’t this a crime?
Thief: Yes, I too have been trying to explain this to them for a long time.
Judge: What time were you shopping in the morning?
Thief: Before the shop opens.
